think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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