Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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