no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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