So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
im six kinds of drunk right now
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
