We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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