doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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