So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Randomize
