gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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