What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
