I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Randomize
