No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
handjob tips. give me some.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Randomize