this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize