This dress was meant to end up on your floor
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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