ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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