Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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