Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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