Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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