Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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