Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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