How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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