so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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