She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Dicks are not precious.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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