Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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