it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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