I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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