The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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