His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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