Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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