hotel room ftw
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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