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is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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