what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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