His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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