Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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