you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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