Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
apparently the secret to your success is patron
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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