I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
His hands were made for my vagina.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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