we have pet lesbian snakes
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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