Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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