so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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