Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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