Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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