sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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