When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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