There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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