he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
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