That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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