Having a random hookup so left but love u
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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