But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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