i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize