508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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