So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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