i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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