So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
my poor anus
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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