I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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