its not stalking. its research.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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