i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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